1. ileftmyheartindixie:

    Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

    Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

    (Source: wayfaringblonde, via nixoncockery)


  2. oate:

    *shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

    (via laughbitches)

  3. hummousexual:


    this child is more beautiful than any adult i’ve ever seen

    She is so pretty AHHH

    (Source: voguememoirs, via troyesivan)


  4. vivianvivisection:



    Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

    no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

    keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

    (via laughbitches)


  5. girlwithdeathmask:

    Me: *ignores boy*
    Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
    Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

    (via laughbitches)

  6. world-shaker:

    [leaves this here and backs away]

    (via laughbitches)


  7. Anonymous said: Fuck her right in the pussy,



  8. bewwbs:

    how to get girls to like you:

    1. compliment their eyebrows
    2. eat them out

    (Source: a-greek-goddess, via hi)

  9. electricshoebox:


    Such polite barks

    he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS


    (Source: dualchainz, via thecutestofthecute)